Insanity through inaction.

Anxiety, Cats, Employment, Happiness, Life is hard, Medication

Let’s set the scene.  A bar, midweek, early evening, some sort of social gathering. Music plays indistinctly in the background, inconsequential chat drifts across the room as friends of friends and acquaintances of work colleagues awkwardly exchange small talk.

The camera begins to zoom in and, deep breath, there she is! The writer (ofthisblog). Gazing pseudo-interestedly at an art print on the wall, sipping a glass of red wine. Responding to a gentle tap on her shoulder, she turns…

Hey! – it’s been, like, forever – where’ve you been?

Hey! – uh, y’know – here and there, back and forth – holidays and all that – but here I am – back now.

So, dear reader, if you’d do me the kindness of taking on the role of ‘guest at indeterminate social gathering’ and I’ll be me. Don’t worry, you won’t have to do anything but listen, and do try to maintain eye-contact. I’ll be mainly monologuing.

Where do I start? Let’s go with MEDICATION.

If you think back, you’ll remember that I was hoping to stop Tysabri sooner rather than later – the two-year deadline is mid-November – and start ‘my Lemtrada journey’. Near to the end of August, I had an appointment at Royal Stoke University Hospital with their neurologist, who I liked a lot, and he said “yeah, that’s fine” – or words to that effect. Yesterday (yes, just yesterday) his MS nurse called and asked me to go in to see her next month and told me I could stop Tysabri immediately! This is good news. There’s a three-month wash out period so the Lemtrada won’t happen yet, but still. I shall tell you more as and when…

UNEMPLOYMENT

To sleep in and not have to deal with all that the first day of a new school year entails was delicious. The rest of the week though? I fear I was perhaps a little crazy by Friday. It’s the not doing anything, man. I mean, obviously I haven’t literally done nothing at all. I’ve read quite a bit. Listened to podcasts. Had my hair coloured. Hung out with the cat (can you spend too much time with your cat?). Not made myself a schedule which I had sworn was something I was definitely, without a doubt, for sure going to do. I spent the week stagnating. My brain disintegrating, My conversation collapsing.  Maybe I’m exaggerating a smidgen. I need some supply though, unless I am to be incarcerated in debtors prison. Or sectioned. One or the other looks likely. Might get a book out of the experience though, so swings and roundabouts.

Anyhow. Is that the time? I must be away! Things to do!* People to see!** Madness to stave off!***

Swiftly gulping the last of her wine as she stands to leave, you wonder when, and if, you’ll see her again. As she heads for the door, a voice cuts through the now alcohol-lubricated chatter,

Is this chair free?

chair

*Lie.

**Lie.

***Not a lie.

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Just write something, anything…

Fatigue, Life is hard, Medication, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Snazzy pyjamas

This blogging business is hard. See, I want to ‘keep at it’. Actually stick to something. For once in my goddamn life. Develop a ‘voice’. Find out if I can ‘write’. Whilst also informing, educating and entertaining. Although, however, but – I have naught to say. 

Look at this while I have a think.  

 
Yes, it’s a dog sadly woofing. In a pop-art style. Wonderful. 

I’m on my summer holiday. My ‘summer’ ‘holiday’ rather. It’s cold, grey, raining and I’m at home. I hope death isn’t like this. Remember, I’m a cheery ray of sunshine!  

 
In my previous, like, billion posts, I’ve been droning on about that recurring character of my life I have named Fatigue.  

Notice the capital letter proper noun-ness I have awarded ‘him’. Thank you. I’ve had pins stuck in him. Acupuncture, I believe ‘they’ call it. Has it worked? Maybe. Hard to say. Perhaps. Not sure. Could have done? Might have. I think I’m less fatigued. Monsieur Fatigue may have taken himself far away from me. Hopefully one of the pins went right through his eye-hole into his tiny man-brain thus rendering him dead and therefore ineffective. I hope his ghost doesn’t come and haunt me. I don’t want spooky fatigue. I hear that’s worse even than normal fatigue. Anyhow. That’s that. As ‘they’ (who?) say. 

Next paragraph. 

Medication.  See post: Pills, thrills and bellyaches. Written in the past. By me. 

So, if you’ve completed the required reading you’ll be au fait with my current ‘situation’, which is that I’m nearing the end of my Tysabri time. And I would really prefer to end it sooner rather than later. I’ve got an appointment near the end of August with a neurologist to, hopefully, take the first steps in what, I believe, Simon Cowell requires us to call the ‘Lemtrada journey’. What’s Lemtrada?, you’re undoubtedly asking, in that whiney tone you reserve for asking questions. I’ll endeavour to answer but, I’ll issue a warning, I can’t be bothered to do any research right now, not in the mood, so I’m going to rely on my own shaky powers of recall. 

Lemtrada. Lemtrada does something that ‘turns off’ your/the MS in some way that I can’t remember and don’t fully understand. It’s administered as an infusion over five days, then a year later, over three days. And that’s it. Except, I think, that can happen two more times. Or something. You have to stay in hospital while you get infused, so that’s an opportunity to get some snazzy new pyjamas and, fingers crossed, a stylish robe and some excellent slippers.  

These are snazzy pyjamas indeed.


The reason you have to be hospital bound is because your immune system is being totally wiped out so you’re all susceptible to infection and have to be monitored by medical professionals. Lest you go and die. I’m being melodramatic, this doesn’t happen. I’m expecting a nasty rash, mainly. Post infusion you have to have monthly blood and urine tests for – I’m going to say a year, could be forever though. I think it’s a year. Then there are other possible side effects, but none as scary as PML. (I’m not explaining this, it’s your problem if you haven’t done the reading I set). The key one, I think, is your thyroid might break. That’s not too scary, my mum hasn’t even got a thyroid anymore – it was all cut out of her neck just before she got pregnant with me, or something like that, I wasn’t listening. And that’d be a pain, but it won’t kill you. And that’s generally my main worry, I’m funny like that. So that’s what’s happening. 

I did have summat to say after all! Well done me! It’s been nice, hasn’t it? Catching up for a good old chat? Let’s not leave it so long next time. Awww. Mate. You take care. 

Until next time…