A window into my mind. 

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A buzz of late summer midges clouding around your head. 

Mathematical equations scrawled on a pane of glass, signalling troubled genius. 

A shoal of fish flashing silver into black, semaphoring their way who knows where. 

A murmuration of starlings folding against a mid autumn sky. 

I am neither young nor old. 

They say she has something of the night about her. 

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I HATE BEING CHRONICALLY ILL

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September is like January Pt 2 for teachers. And probably some non-teachers as well. Like the first official month of the calendar year, I’m having a ‘dry’ September after a reasonably alcoholic summer. And I’ve made both a mind map and a to-do list. Which proper disrupted my sleep last night with list induced panic. Horror show. Disclosure: one item on aforementioned list is WRITE BLOG POST. So don’t think I’m doing this out of kindness, alright?

The first list item is: PAY MONEY INTO BANK. I’ve put a line through that one. And it’s only 10:17. Go me *rolls eyes*. 

And this is why I HATE BEING CHRONICALLY ILL. 

My walking is all difficult today, so instead of making my way through town looking all ‘together’ like a woman in a sanitary product advert, I weaved all about the pavement, in serious danger of veering into actual traffic, probably presenting as a drunk – which would be fine if I was, in reality, drunk – but I’m at the start of a dry month. And I’ve a new haircut that I alternate between HATING and REALLY QUITE LIKING but this morning it added to my woes by making me look like a DERANGED MANIAC/SMALL BOY/HARASSED HOUSEWIFE IN A KITCHEN SINK DRAMA DIRECTED BY KEN LOACH. 

And. 

Despite my friends saying stuff like, “well, you never really liked being a teacher…” THAT’S NOT THE POINT. Yes, when I could work, I complained incessantly, always boring on about wanting to go part time, BUT NOW, I’m totally envious of my teacher husband/friends starting the 16/17 school year today. IT’S NOT FAIR. Work means colleagues and intellectual stimulation and money. AND NOT FEELING LIKE A TOTAL LOSER BECAUSE YOU DON’T WALK RIGHT AND YOU GET SO TIRED AND NEED A REST AND YOUR WRITING IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE YOU ARE BROKEN. 

So. I feel great. Have a nice day. That’s one more item crossed off. 

END OF POST. 

The world is a terrible place for sensitive people.

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The world is a terrible place for sensitive people

but the closer we come to losing our minds, the harder we’ll work

to keep them.

Kate Tempest

Autumn’s an odd season.  It makes me… feel. Like Spring, it’s a time of transition, but instead of rebirth and renewal, it’s all about death – and hibernation; going to sleep until things are better. Trees are discarding their leaves as if the previous few months meant nothing to them. And for a brief moment, nature is so beautiful that it’s bordering on the ridiculous.  Seriously, nature: the human brain is only equipped to deal with so much loveliness. Turn it down a bit. See, being hugely sensitive to beauty is hard,  See above quote, if you will. 

I haven’t done this for ages, so forgive me if it’s a bit rusty, a little muddled – rubbish. I think I’m going to write about three things: being a supply teacher; my impending Lemtrada treatment; miscellaneous.

Being A Supply Teacher

S’alright.  So far, I’ve had quite a gentle introduction by working in two pretty nice schools with pretty nice kids.  The first place, which I really liked, were looking for someone who could work full time; three days are my limit. And if MS is about anything, it’s about learning what your limitations are. Man, I hate limitations.  So I couldn’t stay at that school, alas etc. The second school I was dispatched to, up to this very week, was the one D works at. Nice to work at the same place again for a bit. Unfortunately, they want someone who’ll work full time as well. Damn the ‘Man’ and his cash-orientated society/random allocation of chronic illness, specifically to me. So post-half term I fully expect to be rocking up at a less than pleasant Secondary, looking forward to being entirely ignored / possibly helplessly watching as kids conduct some sort of missile based tactical warfare across a shabby 50s built classroom, whilst any senior member of staff has gone mysteriously AWOL. IT’S ALL GOOD, THOUGH. Thing is, this supply, it has reminded me that I do like teaching, being in a classroom, interacting with those odd little youngsters that are, apparently, our hopes and dreams for the future. I think I get too attached too easily. Like I do with puppies and kittens. I’m a sensitive person.

Impending Lemtrada Treatment

This is both a good and a scary thing.  And it’s exactly one month away. So, what happens, or has happened, is I had to have a load of blood samples sent away to be tested for, you know, things – like HIV, TB (?!), Hepatitis, stuff like that, and a chest x-ray, conducted by a disarmingly (apologies D) HOT man who had an adorable East Midlands accent, which I love (reminds me of Nottingham), and addressed me as “duck” –  I know – so that was nice. And I got to wear a hospital gown, which I never have before, and I think they’re great – I would like a dress cut in that exact shape.  In fact, I’ve just realised, the dress I’m wearing right now is about 89% hospital gown-ish in its design. I’ve become distracted and deviated from my topic. Soz. Anyhoo.  In one month I shall be ‘checking-in’ for a week’s stay at Hotel Le Stoke Hospital and once there, I will be enjoying five days of IV drips sending steroids, anti-histimines and Lemtrada right up into my blood stream via a vein. And my immune system will be all trampled by the heavy boots of the aforementioned drug. And then I shall leave the hospital, and lo, will be all weakened like a lovely kitten, and will henceforth take to my bed, where I will repose until I am well enough to be transported to my lovely rocking chair, where I will sit covered by blanket and surrounded by cushions and cat, and there I shall drink endless cups of restorative chai, and read much edifying Literature, until my convalesce is complete, and I shall emerge reborn with an immune system that DOES NOT ATTACK ACTUAL ME. How appropriate that I am to have my treatment in Autumn/Winter. Good times.

Miscellaneous

Mate. Mo money mo problems? I think I could cope with that. Just a bit mo money would be downright first-rate capital. Although being a supply teacher is great, if you’re not working you’re not earning – and I’m going to be not working for a good two months, what with C’mas and all.  Basically, don’t expect a present and can you lend me a tenner? Hey-ho. Worse things happen at sea, I presume. Drowning, shark attacks etc.

This bit’s a mass apology. I have a tendency, as y’all know, to go quite hermity at times.  Metaphorically wall myself up in my cave. So I’ve not been good at responding to various missives: emails, texts, yellowed parchments in ancient green bottles. Sending birthday greetings. So, sorry? If that applies to you, I fall at your feet and offer to throughly prostrate myself whilst not making any promises to be better in future. That okay?

The world continues to go to shit, I continue to cry at news, read good books (Patti Smith’s M Train – still recovering from that), listen to good music (Gwenno – excellent reading to music on account of me not understanding Welsh and therefore not becoming distracted by lyrics, but mainly just great; also, Sexwitch. Totally love that name.) 

Nap, 

sleep, 

O perchance to dream.

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Metamorphosis. 

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Dearest reader. Hey! Down here. I’ve transmogrified into a field mouse, you see. I’m typing this by daintily pirouetting across the keyboard. All is good. Although I’m wary of the beloved cat and his inbuilt and entirely natural intentions toward his now rodenty mistress. But apart from that tiniest of concerns, all is well! It’s nice scuffling about the place, occasionally emitting joyful squeaks on catching glimpses of my totally adorable little paws, nose and whiskers – whiskers! – in any passable reflective surface. Having whiskers is awesome, I tell you. No more crashing into door-frames for yours truly! 

You’re probably wondering, and why not, what?!?! And, indeed, how?!?!

All I can tell you is that, th’other morn’, post D leaving for work, I awoke to find myself cozily curled up, under duvet, at bottom of bed. transformed in my bed into a tiny rodere. 

My small mousey brain seems to lack the will or capacity to ponder the predicament I find myself in. 

Life is all delight. I nap, I nibble. I read. What a charm it is to scamper over pages, using my Lilliputian nose to follow my place – word by word, sentence by sentence – my savvy tail to turn the pages. 

What a darling image I’ve painted for you! 

 
*Yawns adorably. Stretching out her tiny, tiny mouse arms. Seriously. So cute.*

Squeak!**
**Fin!

MS means you never feel okay. 

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Hey. How am I feeling today? Uh. You want an honest answer? Okay. Pretty shitty really. 

Oh, you do too? 

Late night? Too many wines? Busy at work?

Yeah, well, whatever man. Seriously. Shut up. STFU. Because, really, I know you’re just trying to be empathetic – but your feeling a bit off is not the same as my feeling a bit off. Because feeling a bit off is my day to day normal. Because having MS means you hardly ever feel just okay. 

There’s always something. 

A niggle. 

Your head feels entirely numb; you don’t quite feel part of reality. 

You’re pretty convinced that some nefarious ne’er-do-well had performed a blood to concrete transfusion on you, while you slept. Also tying invisible two-tonne weights to your arms. 

Etcetera. 

And, if you’re me, which I am, you eternally feel fraudulent. Like you’re making it all up. 

How am I feeling today?

Yeah, I’m fine. 

  

In defence of *my* quiet life. 

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I agonised about whether the title of this post should be ‘In defence of…’ ‘a’ or ‘the’ quiet life. I went for ‘my’ because it’s specific: everyone’s life is different, right? Regardless of its volume. 

In my teenage bedroom the walls were, and I use this term in its loosest possible sense, ‘decorated’ with pieces of plain paper on which I would write song lyrics, fractions of poetry, snippets of my own awful, angsty writing. I was aspirational pretentious. One of my favourite lyrics at the time went:

Why live in the world when you can live in your head? 

From Pulp’s Monday Morning. And now I have part of an Annie Dillard quote tattooed on my arm, which goes:

But a life spent reading – that is a good life. 

Are you drawing a comparison?

Seems to me that I’ve always tended toward a quiet, non-experiential life. And herein lies the rub: is this something I should feel bad about? Should I hate myself, even just an small amount? Are all the books, the songs, the imaginings really an adequate substitute? Should I accept, even defend, the stillness of my life or should I turn up the volume, as it were?

The other day I was having a private tantrum wondering why we weren’t going away anywhere this summer when we clearly should be able to afford it. I was angry that I wasn’t exploring exciting locations, having my mindset slightly altered, if only for the duration of the ‘holiday’, creating beautiful memories or, at least, well-shot Instagrams – see how I try to belittle to reassure myself? 

But then I realised. We could indeed afford to travel somewhere that’s not here, except we spent our money on a new carpet for the hall and a lovely garden bench. The quiet life. And I love my house, being at home, nesting. Like a tiny bird.  And the bench, which I’m calling my Reading Bench, will give me real long term pleasure. So just shut up. But… It’s a big world, kiddo. And before I die, I’d like to see a bit more of it. 

I realise that this post doesn’t really live up to the promise contained within its title. Not really a defence, is it? It would’ve been more honest to write:

I haven’t had a holiday this year. Not fair. 

  

I can only disappoint you. 

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As the crowd wait expectantly, the mood palpably begins to shift, from one of anxious-excitement to anxious-irritation. She’s almost an hour late, the group seem to think as one; all that anxiety has transformed them into a buzzing hive-mind. Dangerous. 

Then, finally, like the tide coming in, a ripple of silence makes its way from the front row all the way back to those bearded old blokes that are to be found at the back of every gig, ever, engaged in esoteric nodding. 

The lights dim. 

On stage, appearing to have been literally pushed, a single diminutive figure reluctantly makes their way to the mic-stand. 

The audience, as one, hold their breath. 

She speaks thusly: Er, guys – hey there – thanks for coming out to see me tonight – appreciate it – but – erm – the thing, the issue, the nub, is – I haven’t really got anything to say. 

A mumour of confusion, the shifting of feet. 

The thing is, I was pretty proud of my early stuff, but the well’s run dry, man. And, I know, I know, I promised y’all posts about the NHS, Right to die – but really – what have I got to say that hasn’t already been said more coherently, pithily, succinctly by countless others?  

Ema, I love yooooou! Some handsome and intelligent looking fellow shouts. 

Thank you *bashful wink* – What I’m saying to you tonight is, I’m not going anywhere, but you know, try not to expect too much – ’cause – like late 90s band Mansun – I can only disappoint you. 

In a hail of bottles, she exits the stage.  

 

Stuff that worries me. 

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1. The inevitable consequences of runaway climate change because I’m frightened of a Children of Men/final section of The Bone Clocks/The Road future. How does one acquire a cyanide pill? Does one have to learn how to navigate The Dark Web? 

2. My MS getting really really really bad. Cyanide pill? Availability thereof? (I mean really bad). 

3. My MS getting really bad in a scenario such as outlined in 1.

4. Glasses breaking beyond repair if (when) an apocalyptic scenario does come to pass. I’m practically blind and I’m assuming that my supply of contact lenses won’t last indefinitely. They’re -11, thanks for asking. I know! [Note to self: get some glasses.]

5. Running out of my favourite brand of almond milk and Sainsbury’s (the only place that seems to stock it) running out too. Nightmare

6. A tarantula escaping from the home of someone I could never, ever be friends with and, in search of warmth, climbing into the engine of my car and, as I’m driving on a reasonably fast road, crawling into the car. I either die immediately (of fright) or die shortly after (of crashing into a tree or lorry). Just typing this increased my heart rate. 

7. The whereabouts of my cat at this moment. 

8. Unexpectedly coming across a picture of George Osborne and, before my brain’s had the chance to register what it’s looking at, feeling a glimmer of attraction. Horrible.  

Just no.

7. That I’m not widely read enough and that the books I’ve been reading are the wrong ones. 

8. Jon Snow can’t really be dead, can he? 

Definitely not dead.

9. That I’m simply a product of my time, entirely shaped by forces beyond my control. No original thoughts, feelings, responses, opinions, likes, dislikes…and does it matter anyway? Or that I’m the only sentient being in a world of robots…and does it matter anyway?

10. The whereabouts of the cat now. 

11. We’ve chosen the wrong colour for the living room. I wish it was white instead. 

12. Patti Smith. Björk. P. J. Harvey. Kate Bush. Viv Albertine. Neneh Cherry. Annie Clarke. Poly Styrene. M.I.A. Why aren’t I an amazing woman? 

 

13. Asteroids. Specifically hitting us.  

14. Is it normal to be 97% anxiety around 89% of the time?

15. Does this look like a small bruise or an early warning sign of cancer? Because I read that Bob Marley thought he’d just got a football injury but when it was too late…are you listening?

16. That I talk too much.