Ten Years Post Diagnosis: Reflections or Fuck. This. Shit.

Apocalypse, Be nice, Chilling on my goddamn superyacht., Death, Dissolving into liquid sky, Fatigue, Feminism, Happiness, I'd like to sit down please, It's not fair, Lemtrada, Life is hard, Medication, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Vegetarianism, Women

Ten years, then. At diagnosis I was 27nearly28, so the mathematically inclined reader will naturally put two and two together (or add ten which, in this case, makes more sense) to find that I’m now 37nearly38. Rapidly approaching my three-score and ten. Or forty. Ridiculous.

Imagine, if you will, a school reunion scenario – and that Facebook* never existed so everyone doesn’t already know everyone else’s business anyway.

“Ema, hello, please fill me in on the details of your life since last we met.”

“Gladly. I have developed and continue to live with a chronic illness. Plus I would never go to such an event and have no interest in your stupid life.”

Such are the workings of a fully adult mind. Look ye on my sophisticated brain and despair!

Think of a way to link this paragraph to the last! Thanks. Finally gone vegetarian. Pescatarian. Few pesca, many vege. I’m Being Ecological. Read this book, by Timothy Morton. Had to reread each paragraph about three times to give myself a shot at vaguely understanding it. We’re being ecological just by living, breathing and occupying the same space as all the other human and nonhuman beings on this planet, man. Changed my life. Or viewpoint. Or at least something. Another book. Not a good one but one I found helpful. The Unexpected Joy of Being Sober by someone but I can’t remember who. Also mindset altering. Plus, obviously not sober, but drinking less which is better. ‘‘Tis all a work in progress. We must be kind to ourselves. Stop beating yourself up! You are not in Fight Club.

See, being close to a human constructed milestone (Being Forty), has triggered in me a fix-ur-life-up kind of thing. I think it’s about surrendering to the process. What’s the endgame? Where do you (I) want to get to? Ethically, health-wise, fitness and body-wise. Aiming for well-toned-vegan-ethical-nightmare. Although.

Literally, it’s a return to the earth, the dust, the air from whence we came. (Out, out brief candle!) Surrendering to the eventual and inevitable end: a goodbad idea.

We’re not here for long so remember to turn the lights off and don’t make too much mess.

In conclusion. Reflecting on the last ten years through my MS-tinted glasses. It’s a bit shit, really. A more detailed and boring reflection: the Lemtrada‘s working, last few MRIs show No Evidence of Disease Activity (NEDA), I’m mostly exhausted which is awful, I bore myself.

End with a joke. Thank your audience. Vacate the stage quickly. Lights out.

* scandal-hit

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Underachieving. 

Chilling on my goddamn superyacht., Life is hard, MS, Wasting the day

Erm, sorry, what… I’m supposed to write something here? And it should be both amusing and insightful, whilst at the same time hinting at the author’s unimpeachable intellect? Nah, mate, you’ve come to the wrong place. You must’ve taken a wrong turn. Yeah, try the next left. S’okay. No worries. It happens all too often. Alas.

To the point, my friends. If we go there together, we’re sure to make it!

I’m finding it difficult to achieve any-mothercussing-thing at all this week. I’m oppressed! By my own mind and self. Also maybe, slightly, not to worry anyone – *winks* – unhinged. So I thought I’d write a post. Then I will at least have done something.

So, you’re almost certainly not wondering, what my plans, intentions, aims, proposals, for the day that stretches out, somnolently like the most carefree of one-percenters on their goddamn superyacht, before me.

Goddamn superyachts.

Well. Quite unlike the subject of that simile, I have stuff to do.  Domestic necessities must be procured; a trip to the supermarket looks inevitable. A thought: why not walk to a nearer outlet? Thus both eliminating unnecessary carbon output (from my car), exercising my recalcitrant limbs and, thrown in for free, getting some much needed vitamin D (it’s sunny). A plan has formed. Well done me. *faint applause*

There are other missions which I must complete before the day ends but they are all very boring and to share them now may drain me of any energy I have left.

*Puff of smoke. And she’s gone.*